material

A primary school teacher was teaching her pupils
Christian Religion Knowledge , after few minutes of teaching, the teacher asked,
what is the materials God us to create
human being, immediately many hands were up, the teacher call on one of the
boys, the boy said, breath of God the whole class laughed, but the teacher then go further by explaining to the
boy that before the breath, what was the material God used to mould us and a
little girl quickly said clay, everybody clapped, the teacher said good answer
please clap for her again, after few seconds of clapping one of the boys
screamed and said, stop, stop, please teacher dont teach us non-sense, are yousaying that clay was the only materials used, that is totally wrong God also
use charcoal and a very good example is you I hardly see someone as black as
you are.

Oga, Madam and houseboy

Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks.

His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water just like dettol).

Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank from d wine & topped it up with water as usual.

Sadly
for him, immediately he added water d pasties became milky & when d
Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed ikemefuna.
Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in d kitchen
when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife about what he observed.

Ikemefuna!, he called from the sitting room.

He answered: Yes, Boss.

Who drank my pasties?.

Ikemefuna :No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say yes boss but when I ask you a question u dont answer me?

Ikemefuna retorted, hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u dont understand anything at all, except ur name

Is
that so? asked the boss, Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam,
while Ill go into d kitchen & then ask me a question

Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: Boss.
Yes, ikem his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, Who goes into the maids bedroom when Madam is not at home?

No answer.

D boi shouted again: Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maids room when madam no dey house?

No answer.

The
Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting Wonders will never cease!
Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except ones name.

D wife interrupted, thats not
true. Its a lie without argument. Ikemefuna asked if shell enter d
magic kitchen 2be tested. She agreed.

Ikemefuna asks madam, Whos juniors biological father? Me or d Boss?

Madam: Mad rushed out of the kitchen. This kitchen needs to be fumigated I cant understand anything.